the first thing we had to do is give greg a nick name...we settled on SMUGALONTEESUG , as it seemed like a reasonable choice at the time .
...then we had to get him a female companion...and we did...one that would ride 100 plus miles per hour down the wrong side of the road , heading straight for an 18 wheeler...as she climbed onto the top of the hood waving her vibrator like a confederate flag .
we went to lunenburg...and mr . sullivan...god bless his heart...disposed of me in the finals .
playing greg was an honour...he hit the ball exactly the way i imagined jesus hitting the ball ...( you know ??? kinda ) .
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