chapter 56

when all was said and done , at the end of 1976...i was on the provincial champion davis cup team...had two really big wins to my name...and was ranked # 9 .

not only that...but i spread a rumour that i seduced the most beautiful girl on the circuit and everyone believed me...i even included a map of how i penetrated...complete with a colouring book and a set of 72 crayons .

indeed , i may have had the hardest serve in atlantic canada...but , under the right...( or wrong )...circumstances...i could also be a prick...and not a nice prick at that .

have you ever looked deep within a porcupine's eyes ??? now , that is my kind of prick .