...and something else happened as well...god spoke to me...really...no shit...i was in the car with my mom and her best buddy...and out of fucking nowhere...there it was...this voice...and you want to know what he said to me ??? get this...he told me that i would be the # 1 class " A " player in the province...all i had to do was ride an elephant across the universe...( we serve an epic god ) .
...something about...if it doesn't happen...the world will fall apart...you know , biblical stuff...the kind of intense variations of the universe that makes your penis turns into butter...and your soul turn into cornflakes .
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