...then i closed my eyes...then i opened them...there was some big , giant dude from another planet on the other side of the net...the judge told me to put down my penis and serve the ball .
fuck man...he was sending me messages...like microwaves through the sky...birds started to melt and explode at mid flight...he was telling me that if i lost the match...the entire planet would explode...i saw an avenging angel hovering over a tree...i hit the fucking thing as hard as i could...but not well enough .
...the good news...the avenging angel changed his mind .
...we drove home...and ran over 13 cows on the way .
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